Lio by Mark Tatulli for December 22, 2018

unless you want your chocolate to taste like pine

The ants will not care.

One of the best Christmas trees yet, Lio.

“Come Thou Fount of Every Blessing….”

Not on the new carpet!!!!!!!

Adds fiber to the chocolate via pine needles… and you had better put a large dish under that tree!

This isn’t your average Lio Christmas tree. Squid appendages, garlands of clams, a starfish on the top. Ishy would be pleased.

Uh, shouldn’t that be recirculating?

You’re going to need a bigger tree stand/bowl…

Chocolate coated pine needles don’t really sound that good. With a lot of wine, maybe…

Two great ideas separately. Combined, not so much.

His poor dad doesn’t look very happy about it.

That is weird enough to be interesting but you’ll need a special basin to collect the chocolate that drips off and warm it up also a stronger pump to circulate it.

Hey, it’s a new tree topper. They haven’t worked out all the kinks in the design yet.

Say goodbye to that carpeting, Dad….

Does this come from ACME?