Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 12, 2018

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Another titillating scene from that runaway best-seller, Froglandia’s Lamest Sights

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    It is described therein as a real magnet for suckers and lickers.

    Like a volcano, swelling may occur when it enters an excited state.

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   almost 6 years ago

    I had to thumb all the way to get here.

    (I’m going to try to post this on Tumblr on the 17th.)

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    *Hot Rod*  almost 6 years ago

    Cold icy days ahead, and her twin right next door.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    That’s on the opposite shore of Lake Demigod.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  almost 6 years ago

    Oh go ahead and mount it.

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    *Hot Rod*  almost 6 years ago

    Hard Rockin, Don’t Come kNOCKIN UP…

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    coltish1  almost 6 years ago

    All confusion about spelling melts away among the spellbound bystanders.

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    Ray*C  almost 6 years ago

    Not an areola, an areloa. Teresa must be referring to Mauna Loa, and with Mauna Kea, you have the twin peaks. But what do I know, I’m just a boob.

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    My favorite part is the clouds. I see a C-130, the space shuttle, and a flying duck-billed platypus getting ready to thumb his nose at the #metoo movement.

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 6 years ago

    Didn’t “tic, tac, toe” use to be “tit, tat, toe” …?

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    Radish...   almost 6 years ago

    I’m all over the Twin Peak.

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    cooganm Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Good grief! Get a room!

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    6turtle9  almost 6 years ago

    In South Africa where Southern Sotho is spoken, areloa means washed. Maybe this is Teresa’s way of saying Ya’ll need to wash your mouth out with soap.

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    6turtle9  almost 6 years ago

    Mount Areloa, where the Ten Commandments of Lame, inscribed on the back of a fools gold plated Garfield strip, came to us riding a fecal plume. The words there in must not be spoken ( whoa to those that incite the wrath of Grace the Face.) It’s song may only be sung by the herald of the lubricated sphincter.

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    Radish...   almost 6 years ago

    Here is a link to an album called Return of the Frog Queen. I kinda like it.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dC0DYQmQqrA

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    Sisyphos  almost 6 years ago

    Gosh. Looks like that nude guy really worships the Sacred Peaks of Areloa. Figures. Some Froglandians fetishize such things. And they are so big!

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    *Hot Rod*  almost 6 years ago

    Fed by my mother, in this, this, a public loco for the infinite fountain of youth. Curses Ponce De Leon.

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