Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 29, 2018

That’s the worst way to get flipped off while driving.

Now is when you get hurt, getting out of the seat belt.

Been there….

Slip slidin’ away, slip slidin’ away. You know the nearer your destination, the more you’re slip slidin’ away.

GPS: Icy road ahead, recalculating, make a legal tip-up for your car back to upright position ahead in 300 feet!

Bad time for a “dad joke”.

Was assigned to Bismarck, ND as a Navy Recruiter back in ’92. Half asleep during a driver training lecture, was startled to hyper-attention when I THOUGHT I heard the instructor warn about “black guys” on the road during cold weather… huuuuuh???

HAAAAA!

Next up: “Who’s on First?”

Frost impressions.

I once had a roommate from Miami who insisted that driving in snow was exactly like driving in sand.After sliding through 2 or 3 intersects (luckily empty) he decided to listen to this boy from Chicago.

Just roll with it.

This isn’t like a roller coaster ride.

·ʍəıʌ ɟo ʇuıod ʇuəɹəɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ əɟıן ʇɐ ʞooן oʇ pəəu noʎ səɯıʇəɯoS

Zonks!! It took me minute to get this.

Because I became inverted.