Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 21, 2010

And making yourself crazier than you already are.

You mean like bleeep?

And then your life’s work ends up sold to a thrift store by your widow for a couple of bucks.

Looking more closely at that woman, that wouldn’t be Ayn Rand, would it? If so, she wouldn’t be writing inside little bottles, she would be writing huge tomes inside VERY LARGE bottles, with paragraphs that last 30 pages.

Did you know that the conventional method of hugging can cause a person to be inflamed with impure thoughts?

Even more so than reading Frog Blog?

Thankfully, these clean living young people have pioneered a much safer form of hugging:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_Oj0-splZw

You mean this: http://obituarytypo.blogspot.com/2010/08/106-side-hug-3-4-blessing-pats.html

Those “blessing pats” look pretty risque.

Fie on GoComics, fie, I say!

no, no …not bleeep

bleeep!

Doc, try telling us something we didn’t already know! snerk

Nairebis, worse than a thrift shop, pitched into the garbage can the morning after.

Now Teresa. It’s not GoComic’s fault that a once-every-400-hundred-years-(or so) Winter Solstice Lunar Eclipse occurred within a few minutes of your anniversary. Give them a break! Plus, I’m sure they were all busy reworking their software so Sherpa strips can be enlarged too.

Today’s FA guest star looks like she could be the result of a genetic engineering experiment gone horribly wrong. She looks like a clone of Nancy Reagan, Bette Davis, and that woman who played the customer service representative to the afterlife in Beetlejuice, all rolled into one.

Now look who’s being sociable. I like that in a hostess, always willing to please. I see she is handling out hors d’oeurves I’ll be there to clean up what she spills in her apron.

Or you could end up in an endless flip-flop like this poor guy.

BTW, heavy clouds eclipsed my solstice.

She’s got Bette Davis’ eyes. She’ll show you the jar if you ask nicely.

On FB - Wow! The guy carving the turkey has a lot of discipline.

“Honey, why are you looking at my eyes?”

Doriation, we were so busy commenting on his carving skills and her sociability we never saw the spelling error in the heading. “Be Socialable”. Well, Miss Hospitality, it’s time to go see what the guy in the gray suit has to offer, no wait that’s the woman’s arm. (Yes, I am fixated.)

Dibs on the cookies!

oooh, but Teresa. the fun part is in emptying the bottles. BURP!!!

my favorite supper, cold pizza and colder beer.