Buni by Ryan Pagelow for December 14, 2018

Floating? I thought it would be more jet propelled!

Birdie, birdie in the sky;

Why’d you drop that in my pet skunk’s eye;

I won’t sigh, I won’t cry;

I’m only glad that deers that eat cans of beans don’t fly

Sooner or later he’s going to spill the beans.

Just like when Cosmo Kramer kept feeding Beef-a-reeno to Rusty!

“Beans, beans, they’re good for the heart:

The more you eat, the more you fart!

The more you fart, the better you feel,

So eat some beans with every meal."

Beans were also referred to as musical fruit, but that didn’t offer the same oomph.

Kinda makes me glad I’m not Santa this year

Don’t light a match…

Hot air balloon.

That’s why they never let him join in any reindeer games.

BEANS