Scary Gary by Mark Buford for December 27, 2018

Be what you are.

Lose the little green monster instead, Gary.

Bite him, Gary. Just this once, and suck out some of that green blood.

We all have a demon like that. Mine is a mirror.

We found your wool hat Michael Nesmith

Great friend you have there, Gary.

Gary should’ve worn Chazz’s hat of The Pooch Cafe today.

This coming from a short, tubby, pointy eared, green thing that has web feet?

Now that was a stake to the heart!

Yeah? Merry Christmas to you, too, Leopold. Maybe mutants who are short, fat, green, and resentful of their human parents shouldn’t be the first to hurl insults….