Peanuts Begins by Charles Schulz for May 21, 2019

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 5 years ago

    Well, if Charlie Brown were looking for it in the Oxford dictionary, it would probably be spelt G-U-V-apostrophe-N-A-H

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    SonicFan91  over 5 years ago

    Stop getting on her NERVES

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    orinoco womble  over 5 years ago

    “Look it up in the dictionary”: teacherspeak for “don’t bother me.”

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 5 years ago

    BluebottleWhat time is it Eccles?

    EcclesErr, just a minute. I, I’ve got it written down ’ere on a piece of paper. A nice man wrote the time down for me this morning.

    BluebottleOoooh, then why do you carry it around with you Eccles?

    EcclesWell, umm, if a anybody asks me the ti-ime, I ca-can show it to dem.

    BluebottleWait a minute Eccles, my good man…

    EcclesWhat is it fellow?

    BluebottleIt’s writted on this bit of paper, what is eight o’clock, is writted.

    EcclesI know that my good fellow. That’s right, um, when I asked the fella to write it down, it was eight o’clock.

    BluebottleWell then. Supposing when somebody asks you the time, it isn’t eight o’clock?

    EcclesAh, den I don’t show it to dem.

    BluebottleOoohhh…

    Eccles[Smacks lips] Yeah.

    BluebottleWell how do you know when it’s eight o’clock?

    EcclesI’ve got it written down on a piece of paper!

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    jrankin1959  over 5 years ago

    There’s a hole in the bucket, dear Patty, dear Patty…

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    Wren Fahel  over 5 years ago

    In my house, I WAS the dictionary! My mother would be writing a letter in the kitchen, and she’d shout over, “Karen…how do you spell [enter word here]?” The funny thing is, 3 feet away from her, on top of the china cabinet, was a dictionary. Funnier still: she could easily spell “appendectomy” but had trouble with shorter words. Oh, and she & I played Scrabble regularly; I was the only kid who would play against her.

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    Chad Cheetah  over 5 years ago

    Wonder why he wants to write “governor”?

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    Tentoes  over 5 years ago

    I never found a solution to that problem either.

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    Spence12 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Interesting that with spellcheck now, you can mangle a word and still find the correct spelling.

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    gantech  over 5 years ago

    It’s been a standing joke since before there was dirt.

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    VICTOR PROULX  over 5 years ago

    The time I wasted looking for words…like psychology

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    I❤️Peanuts  over 5 years ago

    If we have a gubernatorial election, why don’t we elect a Gubernator?

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Ask Siri or Alexa…in 50 years.

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    Charlie Tuba  over 5 years ago

    Try to find gnome, psychiatrist, and pneumonia.

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    Charlie Tuba  over 5 years ago

    I Before E, Except After C:

    https://youtu.be/qsIiQJZk3xE

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    1craftylady  over 5 years ago

    Makes sense to me…

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    Aliquid  over 5 years ago

    When I was in grade school (many moons ago), I had a “bad speller’s dictionary” that listed words by their most common misspelling, and then told you the correct spelling.

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    edbos1_1  over 5 years ago

    I never tell my students to look up a work if they cannot spell it, for this very reason; and then there are words like pneumonia and knowledge…

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    wiatr  over 5 years ago

    Bazinga!!!

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    Shikamoo Premium Member over 5 years ago

    If you misspell a word when looking it up, you can never find it.

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    poopsypoo Premium Member over 5 years ago

    No duh, but he’s got a point!

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