I babysat for trust fund baby. When they started school they tested with dyslexia, but mom didn’t want them to get the remedial help they needed, “no child of mine would be in special ed” etc…. Horrified, I protested they needed to know how to read to get a job! Mom, aghast, sniffed that her darling, “will never need a job.” This was the moment my brain grokked exactly what it meant to be “that rich.” At least I had the presence of mind to shoot right back, “Well, they’ll still need to read their financial statements and contracts to make sure they aren’t being ripped off, right?”
When I taught HS science, kids would tell me they didn’t need what I was teaching because they would get rich from sports or music. I would smile and say, “Not with that work ethic.” :-D
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
Touché, (non-Peppermint) Patty.
GROG Premium Member over 3 years ago
And how many plyers you can keep on your roster at any given time.
orinoco womble over 3 years ago
You have to calculate your percentage of the sponsorship deals, Chuck.
jrankin1959 over 3 years ago
Enough players on the field… begging your pardon, but isn’t that what managers are for?
darthopper Premium Member over 3 years ago
How’s he gonna calculate his batting average?
Spence12 Premium Member over 3 years ago
The worst pitcher in little league and he thinks he’s going to go pro?
VegaAlopex over 3 years ago
Even in 1953, industry demanded much more.
prairiedogdance Premium Member over 3 years ago
I babysat for trust fund baby. When they started school they tested with dyslexia, but mom didn’t want them to get the remedial help they needed, “no child of mine would be in special ed” etc…. Horrified, I protested they needed to know how to read to get a job! Mom, aghast, sniffed that her darling, “will never need a job.” This was the moment my brain grokked exactly what it meant to be “that rich.” At least I had the presence of mind to shoot right back, “Well, they’ll still need to read their financial statements and contracts to make sure they aren’t being ripped off, right?”
txmystic over 3 years ago
them statisticians know some math…gotta calculate WHIP and VORP and such…
Thinkingblade over 3 years ago
Baseball is full of statistics these days – particularly since the advent of Moneyball.
Scoutmaster77 over 3 years ago
When I taught HS science, kids would tell me they didn’t need what I was teaching because they would get rich from sports or music. I would smile and say, “Not with that work ethic.” :-D
Jaime Jean M over 3 years ago
Later strips show he learned to count until at least 150. That’s the number of runs the other team had scored!