Peanuts Begins by Charles Schulz for November 12, 2022

Her words gave Charlie Brown indigestion

Lucy grows up to be a Flat Earther.

I thought only Peppermint Patty fell asleep at school!

It’s more than all day. That same sun has been lit ever since I can remember.

Maybe a visit to the planetarium will confirm it stays lit all day long, and CB will say, “I told you so.”

Lucy did her own research so it doesn’t matter what the experts say – she knows she’s right.

Poor Lucy, blind before her sixth birthday.

Yes, Lucy, the sun’s battery lasts that long. It only needs to be recharged daily. The battery life gets worse when it’s cold out, unfortunately.

You’re so full of it, Lucy van Pelt, saying Charlie Brown is stupid.

The sun is hot. The sun is large. The sun is far away. And even when it’s out of sight, the sun shines night and day. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zbgul1NpEA8

Lucy will be blind soon. And will say that the sun’s batteries burned out.

Hasn’t anyone told Lucy that staring at the sun can ruin your eyes & possibly result in blindness?

Yes, Charlie Brown, that’s the feeling you get when you’re right, but no one will listen to you. I get that a lot.

Reminds me of Timon and Puumba’s comment on the sun being a giant burning ball of gas. (Exploding, really, but what do animals know?)