B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 03, 2019

Not as awkward as the upcoming landing.

65 million years ago, they unveiled the prototype for the bunny slope.

Things went downhill from there pretty fast.

Not as awkward as it’ll get when he jams those ski poles in to shove off…

Don’t pluck any feathers on the way down.

Hope those spine flaps aren’t too sharp – if he decides to crouch on the way down…

Neither one has enough snow on their slopes to do any skying.

Monster moguls indeed.

Just look out for the T.Rex at the bottom..

Something similar to this happened in an episode of “The Flintstones”. The Flintstones and the Rubbles were camping, and awoke to find themselves on the back of a huge dinosaur, which rather resembled the one shown here, if I recall correctly.

“Dinner is SERVED, Mr. Dino-whatever!”

He should probably start charging them.

If you stand still long enough for enough snow to collect on you for skiing you deserve to get skiied on.

Oops! I thought this was the bunny slope.

Lift fees can be pretty lucrative.. had that tiny walnut brain be able to take advantage of the situation.. the species might still be around.. but no..

Is that Eddie the Eagle?

Watch out for the moguls.

You can work it out!

And It’ll hurt too!!

Ah they remember the microwave oven. Or rather it was implanted in the animals too that have been uplifted by the intelligence enhancing brain infection from the Toxoplasmosis gondii-RI6. (Not what the original planners had in mind. A joker in the deck added that to them all, English included in the night time optic-cerebral uploads.)

For faux prehistoric time, about 3154 AD deep into the Hot House Earth disaster. Ain’t that Zeus weather control sat. great?Gives them snow for a time even during the hottest of days…