F Minus by Tony Carrillo for January 09, 2019

I deduce there are warrants out on the little white dog. Probably a mess-demeanor.

sounds like a not very good K9 unit

Sherlock Hound.

Depends on what he has been rolling in.

If he walked upright, we’d call him a “chief of staff”.

He’s a No-sniff Sherlock!

Who’s a good doggy?!

The careers of more than a few successful mystery writers have been launched from this premise.

Why is the little white dog hiding?

Officer Hasselhoff and his dog.

The look on his face says," I have deduced from your wide eyes, lack of a pooper scooper and your little dog’s guilty hiding…that that is your dog’s waste, that was left in sector 8…"

And he says the same thing about you, officer…

An uplifted dog. Not complete, but telepathic and though his sniffer is broken, he can reason and deduce with the best of them.