Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 31, 2019

Try Wingdings.

A Gothic font might be more appropriate.

Just so long as it’s written in dripping blood …

Try writing in cursive and drive the younger cops crazy trying to read it!

You could try pasting letters and words torn from newspapers and magazines, except they are almost extinct.

“Friends don’t let friends set type in Souvenir.” ca. 1995. I presume Comic Sans falls into the same category. As does Algerian.

Three legs? That gives me an idea. It would be perfect for milking cows instead of squatting. Wow all the feet are in the same plane.

Comic Sans is a funny choice.

If cops were smart they’d keep track of the people who use Serial Killer font. It’d save a lot of time on investigations.

The psychopaths all use then unremarkable fonts.

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