Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 16, 2019

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    Triker2011  almost 6 years ago

    Last time I asked for a raise the boss told to shove a jack up my @$$…

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    Linguist  almost 6 years ago

    I’ve always felt that if you had to ask for a raise then you either were underperforming or you were underappreciated. In either case, it might be a good time to look for a new job.

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    david_42  almost 6 years ago

    Not to worry. Soon some Vulture Capitalists will buy the paper and lay-off most of the employees.

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    rugeirn  almost 6 years ago

    What does he need to get a raise? The negatives. This business is very old-school.

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    rlaker22j  almost 6 years ago

    You actually have to do some work

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    Nuke Road Warrior  almost 6 years ago

    Had a co-worker who was always complaining about not getting a raise. The back shift “cleaners” (who I deny any knowledge of) jacked his desk up about a foot. He wasn’t nearly as happy about his new raise as he should have been.

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    paranormal  almost 6 years ago

    Get yourself a printing press…

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    Airbender  almost 6 years ago

    Cosmo wants a raise? Well, keep it up and Shoe will give you a raise with his foot, Dither’s style.

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