Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 11, 2019

He should be. He should also be concerned that he is lagging his mother by a length …

He doesn’t have to outrun the lion. He only needs to run faster than his mother.

This perfectly captures the lyrics to the Beatles, “Bungalow Bill”.

That lion is just playing with his food.

Let alone that he now has soiled underwear.

If he trips and falls, all his worries will be over!

A case where you don’t have to be the fastest, just don’t be the slowest. That’s why I always take my wife along when I go hiking in bear country.

And did you wear clean underwear and socks in case you go to the emergency room?

Wonder if his shorts are clean.

You don’t have to be faster than the lion, just faster than Mother.

Tie your laces. Presentation is important in how food is served.

How can Mother run so fast in high heels?