Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 26, 2019

He’s not ripping you, he’s ripping Gil.

P1, Yeah, what Chip said. He’s ripping Gil for the fact that you guys suck.

P2, He wouldn’t give me any Placeberol so I didn’t like him at all.

P3, Why, just because he was smart enough not to get a Mohawk?

P3: I PITY THE FOOL

Rip the coach, you rip the team.

Those boomerangs of Andre’s must be pretty small if 12 can fit in a box

So the Howry story was 4 years ago. The Seniors weren’t in high school yet, so how do they know him?

Howry was a Senior in the True/Boo class of 2016, our time continuum. He has taken a Junior Account Executive position with Maris Advertising after bombing out at State U.

For you Bond fans. Unrealistic Guard Andre Ruffin wears a size 12. Therefore, he must pass the shoe.

You mess with Coach Thorp, you’re messing with ’em all.

One call to BKB Goons Inc. and they’ll make sure things “happen” to Robby.

Smart enough to get Marty give him an unpaid full time position on WDIG.

Is it wrong to think you’re smarter than everyone else if you actually ARE smarter than everyone else? Asking for a friend.

So why is his girlfriend listening to the team get ripped everyday? I understand WDIG is probably NOT the top rated station in Milford (even though it’s the only one), but do people really want to hear about the high school coach every day?!?