False Knees by Joshua Barkman for April 22, 2019

And all of a sudden, the world is full of pigs.

BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sing on, naive one, sing on.

That’s what Big Brother wants you to believe.

You’ll never see a propaganda poster about the abattoir.

Happy and carefree as a pig in a blanket.

And when they do anything bad, they get a paid two week vacation.

Dream on little bacon butty!

Because bacon,ham,and pork loin ain’t bad.

Babe?

As I nosh on my breakfast sausage.

Clutching forks and knives, to eat their bacon…

Saddest thing I’ve seen today.

Do you have a spider friend named Charlotte? Or, is your name Arnold Ziffel? If neither of these is true, I have some bad news for you.

Um … yep … sure … nothing bad … ever.

Ah! The sweet innocence of youth!

Almost literally this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smZxrVTOWbk