Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for January 19, 2019

Four channel. How retro.

Gary is experiencing a flashback from is acid days in the summer of ’68.

A stereoscopic visionary.

Gary’s seeing some good vibrations

Gary thinks ears are overrated. Besides, he likes to keep his well ventilated.

Gary is lacking a whole slew of things….

He lacks sensibility period.

The only documented case of someone poking their eye out with Four Sticks.

That’s about the level of sophistication of the typical high-end audio buyer.

Good morning Sheriff.

He can see sound waves.

He seems pretty happy about it.

His friend did say his new system made you feel as if you were at the concert. Gary wanted to see if it was true. It is true…..Gary thinks…….it’s just like waiting in the dark for the curtain to rise.

Perhaps not surprisingly, Gary’s version of surround-sound just never took off…

Eye massage… set volume on 6.

His auditory and optical nerves must be switched up…

I just plug into the base of my skull. #RedPillBluePill

No wonder he has the volume all the way up!

Gary misunderstands the metaphor Music to one’s eyes.

He’s protecting his ear-hairs from audio assault.

He sees music and hears colors.

Good morning, Sheriff.

Tommy can you hear me!