Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 14, 2019

Mom, you know, “The only good relative is a distant one.”

That’s the problem with your Mom, Fink. Instead of serving her sentence, she chooses to speak it!

My boss has the same delusion as the king.

And somebody else said they’d rather be Herod’s pig, because at the least, Herod doesn’t eat pork!

Wow.

why did he leave an open grate near his throne?

Probably she stopped bringing him cookies @ bedtime!!!!

I am King of all I survey and today I’m snowed in. I need a shovel my kingdom for a shovel.

“Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown…”

What happened to Dad?

“Sometimes I wonder if she loves me.”

God one.