I’m convinced there’s a treatment for tumors to be synthesized from brown recluse spider venom (due to its vasoconstrictive quality), if only some biochemist would develop it.
and of course you know that the great emancipator, in order to solve the ‘black’ problem, wanted to send the blacks back to Africa because even then, ole honest Abe said, ‘their culture will destroy America’s culture.’ Little did he or anyone else, for that matter, know how true that was – and today, ‘is’!
Bilan over 5 years ago
Pteridomania was started by the Knights Who Say NI.
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
Good thing Garfield wasn’t around in the reign of Her Majesty Victoria. (When saying Abe populated the US with elephants, did he mean Republicans?)
HarryCK over 5 years ago
So many elephants in the wild here would have deforested the place faster and more thoroughly than people have.
meowlin over 5 years ago
I’m convinced there’s a treatment for tumors to be synthesized from brown recluse spider venom (due to its vasoconstrictive quality), if only some biochemist would develop it.
James Wolfenstein over 5 years ago
Venom is a wonderful pain medication. You don’t feel a thing… ever… again! :D
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 5 years ago
That little one standing on his head changed his mind.
sousamannd over 5 years ago
and of course you know that the great emancipator, in order to solve the ‘black’ problem, wanted to send the blacks back to Africa because even then, ole honest Abe said, ‘their culture will destroy America’s culture.’ Little did he or anyone else, for that matter, know how true that was – and today, ‘is’!
Jogger2 over 5 years ago
Note that scorpions have 8 legs. The limbs with the pincers are not regarded as legs. Notice they grow from near the mouth.
gopher gofer over 5 years ago
⇧ sousamannd
seriously? you’re really saying that blacks have destroyed american culture…?
WDD over 5 years ago
I remember a scene in “The King and I” in which the King of Siam offered elephants to Abraham Lincoln for the War Between the States.