Last Kiss by John Lustig for January 14, 2019

Wait until she finds out he was cheating “with” her…

If only she hadn’t been so damn nosy!

Life sucks.

“I wouldn’t have minded so much if it had been with another woman, but you were cheating with our joint stock portfolio.”

Let’s pretend this is the original and the comic was more cutting and clever than usual for its time.

John, you’ll find it. But , the guy’s line is familiar; I think I’ve heard it before- for real.

Can’t be set in current days. He didn’t send it to her in a text.

“A man is only as faithful as his options”-Chris Rock

You-know-who’s next Press Secretary…

If only those darned kids and that dog had minded their OWN business…

She thinks……That’s a relief…..I thought he found out I was cheating on him…..with his new girlfriend.

Some women are so picky!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RueCun_Bh8

Well her first clue should’ve been when he insisted all her bridesmaids come with them on the honeymoon…

“Well, I wouldn’t have found out if you hadn’t given me an STD.”

Just trying to make sense of San Andrea’s fault…

Good reasons for a woman to leave a male creature (because if he’s any of these things, he’s not a man):

Druggie

Drunk

Beater

Cheater