FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 05, 2019

more than your allowance, Jason, which your parents won’t bother raising

Just to even buy a hotel you have to own all the property in one neighborhood, and build four houses on each street.

Do the Trump way borrow the money from your father.

it all depends on what street you build on Baltic ave is way cheaper to build on than Park Place or boardwalk

Depends on what property. If you are putting one on baltic ave., it costs $50.But on boardwalk it costs $200. Also one needs 4 houses beforehand.

You’re all talking Atlantic City. This is Las Vegas

Depends on where the money’s coming from, who’s building it, and where it’s being built.

Well, given Vegas’ history one could always to talk to some Sicilian gentlemen.

Las Vegas needs water or it will soon empty out should that befall them.

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.

Not to mention mafia fees, both initial and ongoing. “That’s a nice hotel you got there, kid. Too bad if someone were to burn it down.”

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.

Are you talking Bates Motel or MGM Grand?

Nothing if you hire illegals and then refuse to pay them.