Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 11, 2019

The Four Aces paid a high price for some quality, hell yes.

How were the westruns won in the movies?

I see a silhouette of a horse on Mr. Butthole. Accident or on purpose? (Wait. Nothing is by accident when it comes to FA. It’s all part of a grand master plan that we are all, except for perhaps coltish1 and The Old Wolf because they seem smarter than the average bear, incapable of figuring out.)

I’m already predicting that Rotifer will take pity on us and point out that Teresa thinks we’re too dense to figure out that a butthole can talk. He (or is it she/aka Teresa is ready for a new MY FAVORITE PART…trademarked).

A Gordon Lightfoot reprise: What a tail my thoughts could tell.

Takin’ it to the streets.

Hey, man. Freedom’s just another word for nothin’ left to lose.Sincerely,Bobby Mcgee

Freedom is, the right to write the wrong words.. -Patti Smith

And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they’ll never take our freedom to use the world as our toilet!!!

The leader knows drapes. This is going to be good.

Ultimately, seems like we all have freedom to expire and expose our bones. An important, timely lesson! (Aren’t they all?) So create it every day, kids, and don’t forget to study. You too can evolve into an a$$hole.

Yes, yes he is.

They’re free to follow up on navel affairs.

Did anybody see what I saw? Nothing to do with buttholes. Mr. Gutbloom is among us. THE Mister Gutbloom. Does he even realize that he was mentioned yesterday by SHE who needs not be named?

To me they all look like they have elephant head butts.

Is this the remastered Abbey Road album cover for the golden anniversary …? If so, it needs the painted zebra crossing and …

does this finally prove that Paul is really dead …?

These songs of freedom / Emancipate yourselves from rectal slavery / None but ourselves can free our butts / Have no fear for fecal energy / ‘Cause none of them can stop the time / How long shall they scold our prophets / While we stand aside in shame? OohSome say it’s just a part of it / We’ve got to fulfill the Lame.

When they go low, we get high.

Freedom! FREEDOM! FREEDOM!