Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for January 19, 2019

Some of us prefer our chicks without dressing.

That’s just gross.

A chicken in a tube? I would think of a chicken rotisserie.

LOL x 100!

Chick on a stick? If this were in Thailand, there’d be peanut sauce on offer.

Chicken Strips. I will never read that on a menu again without this visual.

The guy in today’s Close to Home would definitely not have had this in mind.

Welp. Hope the crowd doesn’t start a cock fight…

Reminds me of an entry I composed a decade ago for the Bitter Valentine Haiku contest where I worked:

“Taste my breasts!” she cried.

“Lick my thighs!” My life’s great thrill:

Shopping for poultry.

Must be a dive bar that looks like an old hen. The club down the street has the young chicks.

LMAO! XD

Well, I guess chicken is off the menu for dinner tonight.

Strangely disturbing…..

This is wrong, just plain wrong ;)

Heh heh they all look the same gender.Yes. I see the eyelashes, pasties and heels on two of them…..still, roosters and hens don’t look the same. Hence same gender strip joint.

Did they pay for each feather removed?

I was planning on chicken for dinner.

Those are all homosexual roosters – no hens are present…this is a gay rooster strip ’perch’… not that there is anything wrong with that (wink – wink)

OK—I’m gonna have to break out the Brain Bleach here.

Chicken strips … clever. Made me laugh.

The more I look at this the harder I laugh

C’mon! Baste her! Baste her!