Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 16, 2019

Share?

No wonder the waist band’s all stretched out!

This does seem a bit dated.

Share? She wants me in her panties? OK!

Share and share alike. Me and you in the bedroom…

Everyone likes a good sport.

Coming up after the break, Pantie Update. Find out why experts are saying that panties that not up to date can cause feelings of inadequacy. Right after this message.

I think I went to school with a Rayon Tricot. Wonder what he’s up to now?

rotate frequently before they expire

One of the main commercial sponsors of that popular magazine, Men’s Crossdressing Monthly.

I admit to never having dated panties. I’ve dated the women in them, though. Does that count?

I love vintage ads. They offer a charming insight into the Zeitgeist of different generations.

…um…

No.

Why not dated bras also? I mean…you know… well…? Not so sure about this “sharing” thing though. This must be the “Subliminal” that appears at the bottom of the page.

Which day is brown? Or green? Or red? I think it matters.

Oh crap, it’s Tuesday and I still have Saturday’s panties on.

I remember receiving a box of dated panties for a Christmas gift once. I was probably 12. Anyway, Sunday was spelled SUNDSDAY. I can’t believe I still remember the error. I also recall feeling weird about wearing my SUNDSDAY panties. I was sure someone would find out that I was wearing misspelled undies. We didn’t go to church, but can you imagine the preacher announcing that a member of the flock was going to hell for wearing misspelled panties on holy (holey!) SUNDSDAY?

My mind at work: rayon tricot … Ron Turcotte … jockey … jockey shorts … TAH DAHHH …!

Who hasn’t dated panties?

The daily panties sold well. The monthly panties were eventually pulled.

wake me up when September is over

I was a panty rebel. I refused to wear the designated pair on the designated day. I wore Tuesday on Friday, Thursday on Sunday. You get the idea. I knew how to pick my battles back then.

Another example of marketing gone wild. And if you really wanted to get fancy, write the days of the week in French.

They came in different flavors, too.

The dogs will sniff this mail delivery…hey mon, you should buy something we can use.

Being male and I stopped wearing under garments unless it is really cold outside or inside.

I can certainly grant you that those panties are dated. With just about every other claim, I disagree. Pastels? Bah! “Granny pants” styling? Bah! Rayon tricot? Double bah!

Even at $3.98, those panties are a rip-off…