Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 29, 2019

LOL

My spidey-nose is tingling!

Oh, SHOOT!

Thank goodness he didn’t let out a little gas after eating at that all-you-can-eat chili diner!

I think I already read something about this on the web.

Oh, what a tangled web we weave…

Please turn off the ceiling fan. I’m getting a little tied up here.

Get out your knitting needles, kid.

Don’t you hate it when that happens?

… and we are now OUT of Kleenex…!!

Eeehyeeew! HANKEY!

Oh what a tangled web we weave when we fail to check our allergies,

Funny! I know people with great sneezes – I guess I have to be thankful they aren’t Spiderman.

I would get out of there fast. Word is it that he had beans for supper last night.

Its not web.

HA HA HA HA HA…

I hear he uses that in next movie

Where did all that webbing come out?

More entertaining than The Amazing Spider-man strip

He sure does like his sneeze jokes.