Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 14, 2019

Who’s going to pay for the broken door?

She could always use a paper clip to unlock the door.

Calvin sure is gonna get some tough love this Valentine’s day.

Panel 4 – is Calvin Foretelling Donald?

Can you just get Super Mario Odyssey

When push comes to shove, Hobbes is always going to be the voice of reason. He is the conscience and wisdom that, we presume, Calvin acquires as he grows up. Like most people.

Rosalyn has something up her sleeve besides her arm.

Uh oh, she’s gone for reinforcements! You are dead, boy!

She could come in through the bathroom window, protected by a silver spoon!

It won’t be great once the firemen get through that door, Calvin!

If Rosalyn comes back with an ax, it will be like the movie “The Shining.”

The look on Calvin’s face in the last panel says it all. That psychopath needs medication.

It is a trick, Calvin. Listen at the door to see if you hear anyone laughing.

Here’s a tip, Calvin: stop thinking out loud.

“In fact, I hope he has some laughs… ‘cause they’re the last ones he’s ever gonna get!” – Eunice (Carol Burnett)

Calvin red u just trying to annoy her stop reee

Calvin really hasn’t thought this through, has he? After all, Mom and Dad WILL be coming home sometime…

Ros has gone downstairs to get her pepper spray so she can nail that little twerp.

I’m sure Calvin’s parents are having a nice evening. That will last until they get home.

Our bathroom door has a secret way to be unlocked from the outside that kids hopefully don’t know about.

Hobbes is like liger from pooh lol

when I was a kid I laughed at C&H cartoons, and I still find some strips as funny; but now I am also aware that Calvin is a psychopath: a self centered narcissist that believes people have obligations with him but he has no responsibilities with anybody or with anything, that everything he does is to indulge himself, and that he will do anything even if not socially acceptable to get his way, but believes he is always excused because he is special above the rest of people. If I had not known this cartoon when I was a kid but instead now, my perception of this cartoon would be different

You know Rosalyn is on the other side of that door waiting for Calvin.

YOUcalvinare threason we only have 1 child!

Calvin’s parents are having a restful evening… until they get “the” phone call.

He’s a kid, for crying out loud! All kids are self-centered narcissists. And it’s funny. Sheesh!

And what 6 year olds can have as much as Calvin does outdoors – and still survive to try something the next day. And to have a pet tiger? I will say, though, I am glad he isn’t in my music class I teach.

Roz deserves it.

Normal self centered child