Kliban by B. Kliban for January 30, 2019

That is why we have an ink shortage.

But the same number of ears as nostrils.

" Try to snatch the pebble from my nose, Little Grasshopper. "

And twice as many buttocks as brains, I’m guessing…

Sometimes enlightenment feels just that obvious.

How insightful!

And tomorrow I start the second grade!

The first step to true enlightenment…….next……why we poop.

We have eyelids that we can close if we don’t want to see something. But nothing we can close if we don’t want to hear something.

Just my luck. Enlightenment involves math.

I wrote that.