Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 29, 2010

Better you find out now, than after you’ve built a nest…

It’s sad when a guy has a lot of safflower seeds and then gets all paranoid and assumes that’s the only reason anybody ever hangs out with him.

She’s not worth it, she’s just a seed-digger.

Great blog today, can’t pick one to comment on, so I’ll just say- Hee Hee, I’m on T’s meat list.

Hey, I’m on the meat list too. Thanks. Those wires in the top pic are caternary wires or overhead power lines for railroads. And I learned a key word today.

Wow, my meat has been showcased in public!    

Yaay! Meat List Mania! Yaay!

Only on Frog Blog, my daily must-see.

That’s okay. I had a girlfriend whom I could bring to climax by reading from Atlas Shrugged. I always felt so cheap afterward.

Two people who are featured on the blog today were professors when I was in law school. Guess who they are and Mother Thalweg will send you an autographed picture.

Re: Paris, 1952. Where’s the other leg?

yeah, well — bleepety bleep if you can’t take a joke.

my meat has finally hit the big time!

Rotifer Thalweg… bill and hillary? (although i would have preferred the Typical GoComics Reader and Sofia as professors)

olmail… i dunno about your meat, but if your hobby is rewarding to you in the act of doing it, then it is of note.

~gabriel

That is unfortunately how life works. She loves you for you seeds when you want her to love you for your meat.

At first I thought the Paris Girl on the right was missing a leg, but looking closely, you can see it hidden behind her other leg.

Just revisited blog, there are other things to do but who cares when there is Frog Blog. I worked in a dept store to help pay for college expenses and one of the shoe salesmen had a heart attack when he had a similar view, he was fitting a woman for a pair of very high boots and she was just wearing a mini skirt. They say he had a smile on his face as the ems took him to hospital.

Re: “Lines on blog” That is scary! Almost as scary as your chandeliers after I hung them for you. :)

Off the Wall: like this one? http://2.bp.blogspot.com/QOQDm2zMvo8/TRolyWbwoVI/AAAAAAAAAm8/tN0yQpu9fI/s1600/sedlec-ossuary.jpg

I am impressed.

What am I? Chopped liver? I want my meat.

Nothing personal, Teresa, but I will only discuss “Ushindi’s Meat” with the beautiful and eternally fascinating st2…

Ha. Ushindi was scratched off the Meat List.

I read that squirrels don’t like safflower seeds. Surprising. I thought squirrels ate everything, including people on the Meat List.

I want to be on the meat list, too! Is it still funny even if I’m a woman?

And thank you times infinity for that gorgeous picture of Sophia Loren. If her curves are beautiful, then so are mine :)

I am so lost in that triangle.

A toast to Teresa, from another FA fan: http://theselvedgeyard.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/dwf15-391780.jpg

dangit you two!

i’m so jealous.

im a pisces too ya know :(

~gabriel

;)

i’ll be quorn - it’s a mock meat made from mycoprotein

You’ve got to stop feeling so seedy.

O, thou woman, heartless and unfeeling! Yes, thee, Teresa of the Frogs. The line through my meat name hath pierced my heart as cruelly as if by the sharpest knife. ‘Twere a black soul indeed to find no pleasure in my happiness with my one true love, but spite and jealous envy only.

I pray God’s forgiveness on thee, Teresa, for I find I can offer you none of my own…

(Just you and me, st2.)

(Sorry - a couple of bourbon and sodas, and God bless us all!)

Canola is the one that used to be called rapeseed oil. Rapeseed oil was nasty stuff that even the livestock wouldn’t eat but some Canadians found a way to breed a low acid/nontoxic version that is now being passed off as nutritious for humans…(CANadian Oil Low Acid was introduced as a human food sometime in the 70’s) The “nutritious” argument is based on a high Omega-3 content. I don’t buy it myself but who knows?