The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside for February 15, 2019

They’re all sheep-faced!

There will be corned leg of lamb for dinner tonight.

More like pickled leg of lamb.

I ‘herd’ there’s no pulling the wool over Uncle Mick’s eyes! Now get the flock out of there!

Mick told them to sheep up or ship out.

Uncle Mick rousted them out of there, they left mutton ing to themselves.

Hey I’m on coffee break , Coffee house is closed. So I came in here/ what’s the big deal.

So, that’s how you make steel wool!

He can’t get them out of the Baaa.

I especially like the postcard titled “Sunny NZ” showing pouring rain on a depessed sheep in a bleak country.