Last Kiss by John Lustig for January 30, 2019

Maybe he’s not such a big liar, after all.

Rose Morgan: I don’t feel anything, isn’t that great! I never thought about how I would feel, I only ever thought about you. I only wanted to make you happy, I never thought I was good enough for you. Alex: Oh but you are good enough for me, Rose, you are! Rose Morgan: I know, I know, but Alex, you’re not good enough for me! (Leaves and closes the door behind her.) Alex: Okay… ( The Mirror Has Two Faces, 1996)

You’re too good for us, John!I’m grateful for the time we have together and the joy and laughter you bring to our relationship.

did this get weird? . . . man, I hope so! ;-)

I’m glad my wife didn’t figure that out

Be careful, she’ll believe that whole, I love you too thing, if you continue saying that.

Watch to see if he tries to make up the shortfall with good taste in jewelry.

Man, if I had a buck for every time I heard that, I’d have a couple of bucks…

So, this really will be his last kiss!

“It’s a good thing I’m lousy in bed! That sort of evens us out.”

I hate it when that happens to me… again :-D

Aren’t most women?

Don’t you just hate it when they catch on like that.

The pitfall in finding the Perfect Woman.

“…Now, his brother, that’s another matter”…

If more women realized this, instead of giving in to Bad Boy Syndrome, they would be happier.

She’s a two-bit hustler, and he is only a penny-ante kind of guy!

Yup. the last guy to ask her marry him, was the last guy to ask her to marry him. She now sits on the park bench watching the young husbands and young wives pushing baby carriages through the park.