The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 08, 2019

Say, Bob, guess who’s going to be sleeping on the sofa this week?

Bob, if she still loves you, she’ll laugh at your faux pas. If not, well….

Uh oh…I wouldn’t want to be Bob when she gets home… :~[

The question now is, who’s going to give him more hell? His wife or his mother-in-law?

Many women turn into their mother, unless they make a concerted effort NOT to.

Using the phone whilst driving….. I’m sure there’s a law against that.

Boy if this comic don’t hit the nail on the head?

A lot of women look like their mothers in later years, it’s normal. It is what inside that counts!

My mother in law wore the same hair style for fifty years or more…..kind of a Princess Leah type hair do. If and when my wife tries to wearing that style, please shoot me.

My mother was a wonderful person. I hope I have become more like her.

FFS, hang up and drive!

Oh God you mean I have more than one mother in law??

He must be a newly-wed pre-30 moron.

Turning into your mother’s what?

Kind of a flip of the coin. I thought I was marrying a man that was like my mom (my mom is my best friend and we have loads of fun). He actually turned out to be just like my dad! (Not nearly as much fun). The older he gets, the more like my dad he becomes. And not in a good way. Sigh.

What are the three strange lines inside the car? One curves in front of her face, One goes up from her hair. The third runs between the roof and the passenger’s seat.

Studies show that older women who put on a little weight live longer … than the men who point that out!

If you wonder what your girlfriend will look like in 20 years just meet her Mom.