Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for February 24, 2019

I lost 45 seconds of my life reading this to the end and what did I get? A PUN!

Well his novel seems to just dragon.

Oh, Mike, Stephan Pastis is on the phone. Something about wanting his Bad Puns book back.

Have you NO shame?

Is this his first effort?

Anybody can write a novel, but it takes a pro to type one.

He left out the part about his mother’s sister, who also was an expert at taming dragons…

“His mother’s sister?”

Yes, his mother’s sister. She was against him throughout the entire book…

“You don’t mean…?”

Yes, the aunt-dragonist.

Another 45 seconds gone! That’s OK though; I kind of liked this one!

I think Dante is cute, and Mike does a great dragon!!!!!! We’re pro pun in this house!!!!!! :)

Dante can go to hell!

You bastard :-)

OWWWWWW!!!!!!

OK, Mike, it’s punny!