Last Kiss by John Lustig for February 01, 2019

I dunno, Bob. Considering the size of her smile, you must be giving her more and/or better than her last boyfriend.

Doesn’t it seem like Bob’s making a little too much eye contact with Bill while talking about arousing handshakes?

No Last Kiss!?! What’s this world coming to? Well, gosh! He’ll just have to get a grip and make sure he’s capable of still holding his own. What else is left, right?

If he would settle for a mildly arousing handshake I’ll give him my address.

Bob’s yer uncle, ammirite?

Meanwhile, the guy in the black shirt goes home to his wife: “Honey, I think it’s time to move outta this neighborhood…”

Ugh. So unfunny

Yeah, maybe it’s hot and wild; but like eating lobster every night for dinner; sooner or later you’re going to want a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Ruh, roh! Looks like Bob is comic-curious.

Oh the sacrifices we must make.

Shameless plug. Well done, John.

Later, when his wife left him, he finally had time to catch up on his now huge backlog of comics – but then he stumbled and broke his reading glasses!

Sometime after I got married, 42 years ago, my comic book collection disappeared. Heyyy … you don’t think … grrr …

Hilarious!! Honestly, this strip is the funniest thing I see all day sometimes. Thanks for the laugh, John!

Hmm-m-m, “arousing” huh? Can’t help but wonder what the hand is shaking…

I’m terribly torn; this is quite a conundrum.