Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 15, 2019

How about cloning?

There’s always comic book resurrection.

Hey, Rat: you can get anything you want at Alice’s Restaurant! (Arlo Guthrie)

Dang, thought he said “immoral”. Got all excited there for a minute.

Once again, I’m with Rat. What’s going on Stantis?

It helps if everybody thinks that you have a magic sword like Excalibur.

Elvis has left the building.

Immortality. Like a cartoonist whose reruns continue in newspapers years after he’s dead?

Is it possible for a comic strip to jump the shark?

Rat, you will be remembered forever as a douchebag. No worries there!

Really rat. You are the opposite of Remy from Ratatouille

Another way is to become a GOD. That is “GOD” , not “DOG”.

Rat you need a new pen …….. One that does not leak Ink ! ….Croc Power !

3 ways to be immortal; have a kid, plant a tree, write a book.

Oh Jesus…

Have your remains made into a cremaine diamond. You can haunt generations of thrift store jewelry buyers.

Who is this about, really? Jim Morrison? Andy Kaufman? Abe Vigoda?

If Rat’s looking for easy, he could just shoot for immorality. Oh, wait…

Would we really want “Rat” forever? That is why pencils have erasers…lol

Between step 1 and step 2, collect life insurance.

That trick hasn’t worked in 2,000 years.

What percentage of people still believe that Elvis Presley is still alive?

6. …7. PROFIT!!!!!!

Nobody mentioned Woody Allen’s quote, I don’t want to achieve immortality through my works. I want to achieve immortality by not dying.

Andy Kaufman, is that you?

There was a comedian that actually did that. When he did die, it took years before his friends believed it. Andy Kaufman wasn’t it?

Rat’s logic is just fine, but that Step 3 is a real downer….

So basically Jesus.I always knew the bible was full of shit

Andy Kaufmann…

Another way is to become a god like Zeus

Really it’s Steps 1 and 2 that’re the hardest. Repeat them several times if you think you can get away with it.