Bad Machinery by John Allison for March 29, 2019

Germs disease infection!

You’re thinking about the germs again, aren’t you?

It looks like I’m not alone as a germaphobe! \(0-0 )/

Why is Lottie so perky? Up all night reviewing her video? Or snogging with the lad?

And he’s a germaphobe to boot.

I’m with Lottie. Never seen weather balloons like those before.

“Weather balloons?” Wasn’t that the same explanation given at Roswell?

Dang, now I gotta wait until Monday to see the reactions. (Whistles innocently)

Testing flying saucer prototypes?

British phonetic reproductions of sounds are different from Amurcan. I had to think about “sploo.” I think our less civilized version would be more like “ssst” or “pfft.”

Oh boy, the girls have definitely matured into beautiful young women.

Brings back some nice memories.

They don’t look like the UFO that flew over my head about 50 feet off the ground back in 1967 near Ayer, Massachusetts.

Those weather balloons are flying real fast and in formation….

These days don’t bother reporting. No one is taking those calls anymore in our govt.