The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 11, 2019

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    sixcues  almost 6 years ago

    or Selective Hearing

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    Jeff0811  almost 6 years ago

    The secret for us is being able to laugh at yourself as much as you laugh at your husband or wife. If you laugh at your mate but not yourself, you’re a jerk. If you laugh at yourself and not your mate, you’re a self-absorbed fool.

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    William Bednar Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    And the “proper” response to anything the wife says: “Yes Dear”, always works the best.

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    rcavender  almost 6 years ago

    for him or HER??

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    Ahuehuete  almost 6 years ago

    Ted doesn’t seem to miss Hazel a whole lot.

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    soap12  almost 6 years ago

    Earplugs for him? …for her? …for both?

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    exness Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    If I speak in a normal voice, I have to repeat what I said. If I speak loudly, I’m accused of yelling. Never know when hearing aids are working. Can’t win.

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    cuzinron47  almost 6 years ago

    That’s been updated, now it’s an iPod.

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    ElGato  almost 6 years ago

    Say Again!

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    wiatr  almost 6 years ago

    My father just left his hearing aid out.

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    Ray Helvy Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    To answer the question above: earplugs are for both him and her, so they can both get a good night’s rest without hearing the other person snoring. It’s so much easier to be good to each other when you are getting the rest you need.

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