That, and he’s a hunchback. It takes a rare kind of girl to get over that (not that guys are any less shallow, of course).
They back off when he introduces himself as A. B. Normal
He works nights. It’s difficult to meet people.
It doesn’t help when he introduces himself as ‘Eye-Gore’!
He describes himself on Tinder as “a cut above the rest” … or was that “breast” ?
and he had a hunch he would be rejected again… !
Igor a crush on you, sweety pie!
Similar to why Batman couldn’t get a date——he had “bat” breath,
He should try his boss’s “what knockers!” line…
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enigmamz over 5 years ago
That, and he’s a hunchback. It takes a rare kind of girl to get over that (not that guys are any less shallow, of course).
sandpiper over 5 years ago
They back off when he introduces himself as A. B. Normal
the lost wizard over 5 years ago
He works nights. It’s difficult to meet people.
chris_weaver over 5 years ago
It doesn’t help when he introduces himself as ‘Eye-Gore’!
dukedoug over 5 years ago
He describes himself on Tinder as “a cut above the rest” … or was that “breast” ?
InTraining over 5 years ago
and he had a hunch he would be rejected again… !
russef over 5 years ago
Igor a crush on you, sweety pie!
jppjr over 5 years ago
Similar to why Batman couldn’t get a date——he had “bat” breath,
ChessPirate over 5 years ago
He should try his boss’s “what knockers!” line…