Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 14, 2011

Still, it seems only fair…

It’s in there, in the fine print.

That actually falls under the right of the pursuit of happiness.

I thought that was the happiness of pursuit. Alright girls, stop running.

You only have to provide him transportation if Brewster is incapapable of ambulating by himself, so shoot him in the leg and then you can continue the piggy-back rides.

Isn’t he supposed to get a copy of the Koran?

How about a game of hide & seek over by the escape pods?

Why do I find this so creepy?

Where some see a jail cell, others see a playpen.

I think we’re approaching the point where the kidnappers will pay the crew to take him back.

I don’t think they are aliens. I think they are humans in full body armor.

Brewster prevails and doesn’t even know it!

…and the later extension to the Local Cluster of galaxies! Now if we could just get it enforced on Earth!