FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 30, 2019

Snitch on Jason, Paige, by telling Eilleen Jacobson… that’ll embarrass him for sure

Jason, turn your head, the girl of doom awaits you.

I told you it’s an action figure.

“Paige! Why’d it have to be Paige?!”

Nice going, Sid. You’ll get yours!

I bet Indiana Barbie has more fun playing with Jason than she does with Paige :)

I never had daughters and that is probably a good thing given how good I am at spoiling my nieces and my granddaughters.

My eldest granddaughter recently boxed up her American Girl dolls. I am glad to see that she is now becoming a young woman, but sad to see the little girl go.

I think he’s symbolically destroying his sister.

Reminds me of Sid.

Reminds me of “Mr. Bill” from “Saturday Night Live”.

Jason needs to learn this about Damsels in Distress. It is best to rescue them before the doom befalls them, otherwise the gratitude you’ll be expecting will be lacking.

It’s almost as if the ability to enjoy toys isn’t limited by gender. But surely that can’t be right…

I used to soak my sister’s Barbies with cigarette lighter fluid, light them up and throw them off the roof. Lucky I didn’t burn the damn house down.

The Iguana of Doom. I love it!