Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 18, 2019

The best-laid schemes o’ pig an’ men Gang aft agley, An’ lea’e us nought but grief an’ pain, For promis’d joy!

yikes

When folks ask for proof that there is a God/Higher Power/Supreme Being/or whatever term you want to use, I’m not sure that they would be happy if they were on the receiving end of that kind of proof.

Rat’s right again.

Man plans, and God laughs…21st century edition

Dear Pig: Don’t worry, be happy. Life could be worse. At least your handle isn’t Porky.

And furthermore, It is YOUR year!

The Universe hears your heart, Pig; what you say is often quite different. It delivers your truth.

So much for fables.

God is not interested in our plans. The question is are we interested in his.

Maybe there should be Super Mario Bros in that

If you want to hear God laugh, tell Him your plans

Welcome to my world, pig.

The powers that be just tore pig a new one.

I have found that any attempt at planning is just standing on the railroad tracks with earbuds in.

thank god i’m an atheist….

I’m pretty sure those are Elvis’ hands.

There is so much misunderstanding out there. Pastis, let me know if you’re ever interested in the data.

God’s favorite joke is when people tell him their plans.

Pig plans. The Power unplans Pig’s plan. Such is life….

Sometimes the answer to your prayers is “no.”