Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 07, 2019

Perhaps a chintzy chin-strap would make you feel better?

Try being a cover band or learn to brain storm with others. Chin u or Brain u smack down trash talk will make opponents back down. I want to be a kissing bandit and give the females a sugar smack down.

Then they are in for heartbreak, kid.

… next time, back off the plate…

…. what? Hey batter batter batter the musical comes out the same week as Endgame?!?…

… I wouldn’t call Frog Applause chin music but some did get on my chin…

… Enterprise is a space ship rental company …

… yes, i have a dimple in my chin…

… and a pimple on my chang…

… my parrot mocks me…

… my wife parrots the parrot…

… are those moving ,talking pants or are you just happy to see me?…

…mmm… it must be captain’s Thursday…

And in the end, the chin music you take is equal to the chin music you make.

Getting mocked by the public in general beats getting mocked by a cartoonist.

..failing to show any enterprise. Lucky I’m an ear man. It’s about my ear. Look at my ear!!

Tired of his pasty face, he tried a Post It Note face.

Going through my alleged mind: whether violinists develop any typical neck or posture problems from the way they hold their instruments. Although it’s hard to imagine Itzhak Perlman being mocked for failing to show enterprise.

Yes, yes, I am thrilled and undone by the return of the prodigal 3Hourtour.

The best part is the jawbone of an ass percussion.

If Frogapplause has taught me anything, it is of the importance of knowing your holes, and knowing when, where, and what holes should be used at what time to achieve maximum Lame.

I mock the chin musicians, because that is what I do. It is not personal. There is no action to be taken that would alter my mockery. Be content in the knowledge that the problem is not with your ineffectual and pointless existence in the total absence of all enterprise.

Chin musicians and politicians …

A mock-eligible rhyming couplet ….

Stop wearing other people’s faces.

Facing the facts, if he happens to talk to himself face to face..

I am still stuck at the point of mulling over what the heck a Chin Musician might be. Maybe it has to do with the so-called “Jew’s harp” (a.k.a. jaw harp, juice harp, mouth harp, etc.). In any case, it is very esoteric, and that is perfectly Frog Applausian!