Garfield by Jim Davis for April 23, 2019

hurrah

Anything on dog drool?

Wow

That will really come in handy.

Strips wallpaper as well..

Now the next step will be to find ways to bottle and sell it!

And you’re still a useless cat.

Don’t believe everything you hear on TV—-or on the internet!

If this was true, could we put my Boston Terrier to work? His breath would stun a yak!

Ilike oddie better!!

A cat has its uses. When a bear goes into the woods for example.

We also another element to be an excellent paint remover: Trump’s breath.

We had regular coffee in the office where I worked. It would take the finish off the wooden furniture. No joke. It worked. I switched to decaf.

The trouble with Cats is they are like Tribbles. Spock would say “There’s something disquieting about these creatures.” “They remind me of the lilies of the field. They toil not, neither do they spin. But they seem to eat a great deal. I see no practical use for them.”

We need to start using cat gut for violin strings again. Control the cat population.

Excellent use of a $15,000,000 grant…Not!

There’s a book called “101 Uses for a Dead Cat”. I don’t know about a live one though.

Don’t say that to the Green Bay, Wisconsin police department. Glad you made it Pyro!

As for both cats and dogs, I would never let an animal that eats its own feces, or licks it’s own ass, lick my face

Let’s see what “Ask A Dog”, has to say about this …

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