But there’s so much work to do killing people and hiding the bodies! Just getting rid of the annoying politically-obsessed who insist on making every cartoon about politics takes an incredible amount of time. First, we have to find them, pass along the info to the local psychopaths, then take care of our own victims. We also go after people who don’t know the difference between a psychopath and sociopath.
All of the Democrat candidates for President think it’s OK to kill an unborn baby for personal convenience up to the moment of birth (and maybe even after), and yet liberals continue to say Trump is a sociopath? What a load.
Rat has it easy. Goat is hopelessly caught up in his overthinking most things. Pig—don’t ask, don’t tell; he goes like a Trimmer, whichever way the wind (or Hot Air) is blowing….
BE THIS GUY over 5 years ago
He has become comfortably numb.
GeifuKe over 5 years ago
Reach out, punch Rat, and then ask him if he felt that.
GeifuKe over 5 years ago
The Stepford Rats.
DennisinSeattle over 5 years ago
Never saw Rat so happy.
Bilan over 5 years ago
I’ve known lots of people that didn’t give a damn, but they didn’t seem happy.
Gent over 5 years ago
Oh good. Now he won’t feel a thing when the pest control lets him have it.
SonicFan91 over 5 years ago
???
alaskajohn1 over 5 years ago
You could say he doesn’t give a rat’s a##. He could also get blindly drunk; no, that wears off.
Kind&Kinder over 5 years ago
But he’s happy ! Rat doesn’t realize it, but he hasn’t lost all affect!
kaffekup over 5 years ago
Ready to be a republican Resident!
dadoctah over 5 years ago
My secret is out!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago
It’s true. No conscience and no empathy can make things much simpler.
jackhammer165 over 5 years ago
The makings of a CEO!
Breadboard over 5 years ago
May the power of the Croc be with you :-)
Barry1941 over 5 years ago
Now that is funny.
Masterskrain over 5 years ago
A smiling Rat is TRULY scary…
ChristineMurphy over 5 years ago
A new life goal!
jel354 over 5 years ago
Sums up my opinion of some individuals who seem to relish doing me wrong repeatedly.
aerotica69 over 5 years ago
An inability to feel does come in handy during January, with all those ASPCA, WWF, St Judes and Shriners commercials playing non-stop.
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
RAT has a point….if you have no feelings and or conscience, what’s there to care about? Jiminey Crickett has left the building
scpandich over 5 years ago
if he’s lost the ability to feel, wouldn’t that include the ability to feel happy?
Willywise52 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Gimme summa dat!
johndifool over 5 years ago
The other alternative would be to place the Happy Happy Joy Joy helmet on your head and dance the day away…
KennethJohnson over 5 years ago
Sociopathic is a definition of Trump?
Oxnate over 5 years ago
“This world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel.” – Horace Walpole
DebUSNRet over 5 years ago
I have a son like that, obviously I have nothing to do with him anymore. Well, he’s also part narcissist and psychopath. All I can do is pray for him.
KEA over 5 years ago
axis II personality disorder makes things so much less complicated
Tallguy over 5 years ago
He’s on to something!
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Just continue watching cat vids, Rat
chris_weaver over 5 years ago
Rat finally achieves Nirvana!
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
Heavy drinking helps.
hangedman over 5 years ago
Happiness is having nice things. (Plato’s Symposium)
Nuke Road Warrior over 5 years ago
For the rest of there’s always Scotch.
marilynnbyerly over 5 years ago
But there’s so much work to do killing people and hiding the bodies! Just getting rid of the annoying politically-obsessed who insist on making every cartoon about politics takes an incredible amount of time. First, we have to find them, pass along the info to the local psychopaths, then take care of our own victims. We also go after people who don’t know the difference between a psychopath and sociopath.
Scott S over 5 years ago
What’s great about being a sociopath is that everything seems like a victimless crime!
BubbleTape Premium Member over 5 years ago
but happiness is also a feeling.
Nick Danger over 5 years ago
All of the Democrat candidates for President think it’s OK to kill an unborn baby for personal convenience up to the moment of birth (and maybe even after), and yet liberals continue to say Trump is a sociopath? What a load.
Andrew Sleeth over 5 years ago
Goat, I have lost all respect for you as a fictional character.
geogibson over 5 years ago
Constipation
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 5 years ago
No. I am Happy.
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
Rat has it easy. Goat is hopelessly caught up in his overthinking most things. Pig—don’t ask, don’t tell; he goes like a Trimmer, whichever way the wind (or Hot Air) is blowing….
Call me Ishmael over 5 years ago
Because he knows himself. Imagine being that “man”.
glowing-steak32 over 5 years ago
I created a switch that can turn my emotions off so no one thinks I’m a weakling. Here! click