Pickles by Brian Crane for March 08, 2019

Earl’s got a point there.

Looks like you’re getting through to him, Opal!

ObStarWars: “Who you callin’ scuzzy-looking?”

Opal just say “NO” to social media ! Tis bad for your health!

Awwww Earl views himself as scuzzy….which he is not! Well, maybe sometimes…lol

No dear, they think you might be a rich widow…. my Dad passed away and a year later Mom had all kinds of attention. Considering she’s a b on wheels I’d say it was my Dad’s pension they were after.

Beware, Opal…those might be people trying for Phish for information… in my case, I get “friend requests” from “women” so far out of my league, that it makes it obvious that they are fake!

Fifth panel – Opal: “I already did”

I just read this toon to my wife…….I think she was about to have an “Attends” moment

Said the “smokin’ hot babe” ….

Earl the early bird.

Careful. She can spread the word.

Then there’s the cougars looking for boy toy.

I keep getting calls about help with my SS disability claim. Today one as about my free mobility scooter. DO I LOOK LIKE I NEED A MOBILITY SCOOTER? :D

That’s right, Opal, and don’t you forget it!!

You start getting propositions from scuzzy old men when you’re 12 and it stops when you’re 25 in my experience. Because then you’re too old for them.