Overboard by Chip Dunham for March 06, 2019

Piracy – counterfeiting – fraud..

What’s the difference in the crime du jour among friends??

Who actually goes by the sell-by date? I’ve had milk go bad long before the date on the carton, and I’ve had meat that was still good a week after the date on the package.

Gee, why not FREEZE THEM in a, you know, a FREEZER…?

Yeah, but tell that to your wife. Oh yeah….I married her sister.

How did the mice get to the dumpster before Louie?

Time to unleash Scratch! ;)

A lot of food gets wasted because a lot of people don’t understand the difference between a sell-by date and the actual eat-by date

It’s not like the manufacturer flips a switch at midnight making all of their product suddenly go bad all at once

Keep it cold and keep it sealed, temperature and air exposure are much more important than the date

Those dates are actually arbitrary. No one has ever researched the length of time that food in cans expires, for example. And you don’t need dates for donuts except to show that they are day-old…..

ungrateful little buggers

Wow Doc! How ya’ doing, Sir?! Good morning Crew!

Clever little mice!

What are mice going to do with all that meat? Bribe Louie?

Good evening, Crew!

Clever mice, indeed. Not from the point of view of the people, but still.

Good Evening, Crew.