Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 15, 2019

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 6 years ago

    Found while surfing: polyrhachis ant extract … a highly concentrated extract of ants made from Black Chinese Mountain Ants. Chinese men have used tonics made from these ants as treatment for impotence and fatigue for centuries … HIDE THE CHILDREN …!

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    INGSOC   almost 6 years ago

    neighbourhood neighborhood watch

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   almost 6 years ago

    An extra ration of Soylent Green is available from your block captain as a reward for your patriotic vigilance.

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    Hugh B. Hayve  almost 6 years ago

    The KKK took my baby away, took her away…..

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    The Old Wolf  almost 6 years ago

    “As a rule, the tremendously virile are men of only three interests in life: fighting (including the slaughter of dumb beasts, in their inability to give the same treatment to their fellow man) ; sport in the usual sense of that word; and the sexual instinct. But a mere handful, whom Nature endowed with unusual brain power, have been leaders in war and politics. In the United States, I dare instance only Mohammed, Henry the Eighth, Louis the Fourteenth, and Bismarck. But leaders of the American nation have belonged to this tremendously virile class. I dare not name them because cultured society, with their present mediaeval ideas on sex, severely censure men of this class as “bestial.” But the latter are fundamentally irresponsible."

    From A sequel to the AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF AN ANDROGYNE and an account of some of the author’s experiences during his six years’ career as instinctive female-impersonator in New York’s Underworld; together with the life stories of androgyne associates and an outline of his subsequently acquired knowledge of kindred phenomena of human character and psychology., by Ralph Werther-Jennie June (“Earl Lind”)

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Sounds about right…

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  almost 6 years ago

    Well, we didn’t hide the children and now they’re dancing better.

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member almost 6 years ago

     

    If you know a little history and a bit of the backstory, all of this made perfect sense until …

    … She had to go and drag those poor ants into this.

    P.S. My Favorite Part™ was … it’s a tie!

    … Blind Overworld

    … Overbearing, Quarrelsome & Pugnacious (which, if my three ex-wives ever got together to form a band, would be a perfect name for it).

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    Ray*C  almost 6 years ago

    “Goin’ to Kansas City, Kansas City here I come, they got some crazy little women there and I’m gonna get me one.” Who wrote (or sang) that song? Can’t remember. I was just a kid, but a virile kid, if I do say so.

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    coltish1  almost 6 years ago

    Well, I’m glad the KKK now dwells in the Underworld, if it exists at all any more.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  almost 6 years ago

    What it is or was.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  almost 6 years ago

    Hey 3HT, Found an unusual alt. band called, ALABAMA SHAKES.

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   almost 6 years ago

    The “tremendously virile” may duly proceed to:

    https://nazztea.tumblr.com/tagged/Fishnet-Friday

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    painedsmile  almost 6 years ago

    I wonder if Teresa picked the text at the far upper left because it said, “west of the meridian of Kansas City.” (Home of GoComics, don’t ya know.)

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    6turtle9  almost 6 years ago

    I wonder if Ms. Jackson of Birmingham, Alabama knows she uses the former P.O. Box, 651, of the KKK. Surprised the box # is still in circulation, I would think it would be more trouble than it was worth. Maybe that is her hiding in the well.

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    Sisyphos  almost 6 years ago

    No place like a sturdy metal can to hide from either the tremendously virile or the KKK!

    Or, one could just disregard all of this propaganda for the garbage it is and place it in the garbage can.

    You may also if sufficiently virile (whether male or female) choose to defend yourself….

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