Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 28, 2019

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    enigmamz  almost 6 years ago

    Dead crowd tonight.

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    Superfrog  almost 6 years ago

    You’re killing them.

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    juncarlo  almost 6 years ago

    I think it’s going to be very difficult to make that audience laugh.

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    electricshadow Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    He slays them every night.

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    hfergus Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    He’s always met with dead silence.

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    Egrayjames  almost 6 years ago

    I like deadpan humor.

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    Stocky One  almost 6 years ago

    Jokes from the crypt…

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    Stocky One  almost 6 years ago

    Booking him there was a grave mistake…

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    ptnjbrown  almost 6 years ago

    Alright, fess up. How many of you are already stoned?

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Every time we drove past a cemetery I would ask the kids how many were dead in there?

    All of them!

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    Kaputnik  almost 6 years ago

    He doesn’t write his own jokes. He has a ghost writer.

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    Indianapolis Smith  almost 6 years ago

    Two dead guys walk into a bar…

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    El Cobbo Grande  almost 6 years ago

    Sooooo, there’s standup AND laydown ?

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    Lablubber   almost 6 years ago

    I know you’re out there. I can hear you decomposing.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 6 years ago

    “Talk about stone-faced. I’ve heard better laughs on Easter Island.” —Slappy Squirrel

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    Perkycat  almost 6 years ago

    He did a good job!

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