Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 18, 2019

Twirling in quicksand will carbonize the thimble minded.

Could be reading material before digastric surgery.

Hello silence my old friend ….

Send for the Siberian Gallipots! The Cucmber Mice have left the Archbishop’s Meat Pantry.

Re: last question.

I am hiding among the lambs.

I have no mouth and I must scream.

No one can hear you scream in space.

Silent? Nay, speechless.

“Drownel?” If I were floundering in the water I would want someone to save me, not help change my name!

Kunkel’s Coal Lasts Longer! Spread diseases tomorrow and into next month!

Kunkel’s coal lasts longer in your Christmas stocking. So long, in fact, that you don’t need a new lump next year. You just keep recycling the same lump of coal year after year.

Why is twirling not allowed on Cuddy Banks?

Drownd like Cuddy Banks in my vast deep

I opened my eyes to take a peek

To find that I was twirling nimble

Underneath a silver thimble

’Twas then when the Squirrely Twirly Man

Came hurling coal with ease

Then when the Squirrely Twirly Man

Came spreading strange disease

Protest against the rising tide of protesters.

My silence is your cochlear impairment.

Someone is about to take a mud bath.

The control must be reinforced.

I’ve nought to say.

Monopoly, anyone?

Amazon is a virtual monopoly.

There! I said it!

Where’s the bunny?

The clue to “Random References to ‘Footloose’” for $1000. It was the only clue Alex stumbled over all game.

If the common cold counts, I could spread them today.

The Feds pass Meds

Silent? sigh, nevermime.

I am silent out of respect, humbled before this display of powerful Frog Applause memes!

Do either Cuddy Bank or Kunkel have 25c they could loan me? I do so covet a solid silver thimble, protecting my thumb from digital vampires….