That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for February 19, 2019

“Trust me, it’s an original…”

Andy, about to pay his parking ticket with his savings.

Believe me, Señor, I don’t know why it says Made in China.

“You will now worship the god of ‘The Church of the Silly hats’ “

Dude that’s a righteous bong!

Todd doesn’t know squat about art…

“You want buy? Special price.”

Guest tries to sneak out with table runner draped on head.

“Your flaming volcano Mai Tai, Sir”

Father Guido Sarducci. exhausted by the latest round of Vatican scandals, converted to Confuscianism and moved to Singapore, never to be heard of again.

“I’d like to thank my parents, without whom, none of this would have been possible. My wife, my kids, my agent, my 2nd cousin twice removed…”

“I carry him. I teach him. I blame him.”

“Can someone direct me to the diaper changing station?”

You could count on Todd being the most unusual guest, as well.

Judge? Mariachi band leader? Potter? I couldn’t settle on one Halloween costume, so I picked them all!

The first cocaine delivery from South America to Spain.

He shopped for days to find one that didn’t have exaggerated sexual characteristics and genitalia.

Now all you’ve got to do is figure out what you’re going to do with this urn with your cat’s ashes in it.

Not to mention the hat and the hairdo…

Somebody tie my chin straps, will ya? I’ve got my hands full.

Great comments, everyone.

The things you see at Walmart….

The Indian Potter or Dweller in the Cordillera: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Francisco_Laso_-_Indio_alfarero.jpg 

has info and links that point to info about this painting.

https://www.encyclopedia.com/humanities/encyclopedias-almanacs-transcripts-and-maps/laso-francisco-1823-1869 

https://thebiography.us/en/laso-francisco 

both have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. This is the first work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2141 (February 18, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Say hello to my little friend! Few people know Scarface was a pacifist before he turned gangster.

Father Guido Sarducci presents his statue of Bart Simpson.

Bless me father, for I have sinned. I did use your pot as an ashtray.

“My baby shower gift is this peruvian potty-training device.”

Creepiest baby monitor ever.

The Devil offering a cup made of chocolate, full of cursed chocolate and chili, to tempt Eve in The Mayan Mexico. When that didnt’ work, he moved on to the Garden of Eden to try again.