Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 07, 2019

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      over 5 years ago

    His kids shouldn’t have rub him the wrong way.

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    whahoppened  over 5 years ago

    Definitely not a textured ceiling!

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    Stevefk  over 5 years ago

    No doubt Dad will hit the roof when he finds out!

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    jbrobo Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Hopefully the kids developed a heightened awareness of their behavior….

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    kid1at3heart  over 5 years ago

    I used to tell my rug rats that I was going to wet their lips and stick them to the windows.

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    Emmett Wayne  over 5 years ago

    I hate clingy children!

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    zeexenon  over 5 years ago

    Maybe if mom had lots of hair, but as a dad I preferred wool to get a charge.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Then the PC police came along and told her she could only send them to their rooms.

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    Gent  over 5 years ago

    I’ll bet she never uses safety pins.

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    Nuclear Nemesis  over 5 years ago

    Paula better be careful or she will be stuck to a wall or the ceiling. She’s getting as much of a static charge as all of the kids.

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    gammaguy  over 5 years ago

    If they’ve been particularly bad, they also get spanked while they’re up there. Just some ceiling whacks, and they get the message.

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